This is a serious publication so this announcement from ESKOM is vitally important: — officially, there is no light at the end of the tunnel, in fact there is no light to even try & find the tunnel. It’s not called the Dark Continent for nothing as droves of South Africans look for #potholeless & electrified pastures elsewhere * The “Harris 3” dodged the Corona curse until February 2022 & only found out they had it because Les suffered a very bad fall & was taken to hospital by ambulance. He tested positive & transported to the only hospital with a functioning Covid ward. The rare neuro degenerative ‘Multiple System Atrophy’ amped up to full blast & memory loss, balance & breathing became critical. More falls followed & between February & April, Les spent, intermittently, 46 days in hospital where it was determined he had fungus in his lungs, long Covid & was subjected to almost every test known to doctors including a table tilt test, ear test & brain function test. * There were physiotherapy & occupational therapy sessions & the most terrifying weight loss. Marilyn was sick with worry, while Stacey set about sourcing walking sticks, wheelchairs, handrails, walkers, knee guards & a chair for the shower which leads to singing. The Parkinsonian component jumped, well staggered to the fore with a pronounced right hand tremor & footsteps like a toddler learning to toddle. The outlook was dire but Les is a Scorpio & with sheer willpower & determination, he lifted that tail, put on his Arnold Schwarzenegger underpants & went back to driving, shopping & cooking. This man must be lauded & applauded on every level. * So distraught was Marilyn that she tripped up the stairs but thought nothing of it until her left leg doubled in size & her adorable GP sent her to hospital where it was discovered she’d suffered a deep vein thrombosis in the same leg as the first one, 45 years ago, 3 weeks after Allister was born. Three days in #hellonearth ICU & she was informed that she had to be taken off the magical Rheumatoid Arthritis Trial & would be on blood thinners for the rest of her life. Dazed, disappointed & discriminated against, she cried like a baby. This had been the most successful R.A. treatment she’d ever received. Her depression set in, her heart was hopping like the Energizer Bunny & her diabetes was all over the place. She promised to stop drinking Coke which made her even more depressed but when she heard she had to stop eating all green leafy vegetables – (not so bad) but, avo & asparagus??, she was ready to cross the rainbow bridge. Brittle bones, dangerously anemic & mentally unstable, investigations into why she’s still alive continue – watch this space!! * Getting old is not for sissies. There was Marilyn, sitting on the loo, letting loose in preparation for a colonoscopy & gastroscopy, Les walked into the bathroom & said, “I need you to look at my bum.” “Where on your bum?” she asked. “Between my cheeks,” he explained as he separated them. It was not the size or the contents of the pimple that concerned her but the droop in the manparts. * Allister continues to entertain with commentaries about life in Auckland, the locals, the islanders, the Chinese & the antics of his children – impossible to believe that Tye is 15, Sienna is 13 & Ezra is 6. The grass may be greener but it’s a very different green to home. *After 4 years of the most excruciatingly painful hips, Stacey saw an orthopedic surgeon & had a CGI, X-rays & a MRI & was sent to a neurosurgeon who said, “It’s surgery or a wheelchair!” Marilyn had suggested that a good roll in the hay was all she needed but allergic to both hay & rolling, she chose the spinal fusion & fled to Gateway, the hospital, not the iconic shopping mall – was out of bed on the second day, smoking with the doorman on the third & home on the fifth & followed doctor’s order down to the last letter & is claiming her life back in leaps & bounds. It was textbook perfect & one of the best decisions she’s ever made. The entire school missed her crazy antics, especially her class & her bus passengers. The Sagewood family showed far-reaching love & concern in so many ways. But the down side – on the way to fetch her from hospital, Les hit a piece of wreckage on the highway, punctured the radiator & had to rely on the kindness of friends to get the car towed & Stacey home. They will forever be in your debt – you know who you are. A million times thank you. * Throughout the year, lights stopped working for no particular reason, the geyser element went cold, the oven light, oven & hob went on the blink, as did the sewing machine, the one air con & the cake mixer. Expensive repairs to the washing machine lasted 3 weeks & a new one had to be bought. The pottery studio roof leaks & water in the swimming pool just disappears & they are pretty close to being declared both destitute & indigent – the ‘Harris 3’, not the pool and roof. * It was spectacular seeing the Capetonians again after 11 years. Leslie’s brother Doug is still not a cat person so he really struggled with the 27 @ #11, but was delighted by the birthday tea Stacey organized at Sagewood, so they could see where she works & Mandy, also a teacher by trade was impressed. It was fantastic to catch up on all the family news. * So now with the FIFA World Cup in full swing, it is hoped that the reincarnation of ‘Casper The Friendly Ghost’, into “La’eeb” as the mascot, will remind the organizers of the thousands of migrant workers who died bringing the game to that country & their families that have not been compensated. * Like a river, life can be cascadingly beautiful and full. The kindness of friends has been immeasurable. But it can be raging or dried up – there has been great sadness too – a friend lost a child; there is cancer in the mix; the disappearance of Leslie’s cat Thor, affected him very badly & Ragertha tragically died of an unknown virus; loadshedding is taking a terrible toll on the entire country; the April flooding in KwaZulu Natal was of Biblical proportions, the cost & loss of life almost unimaginable; medical costs have surpassed even Elon Musk’s rockets; crime & corruption run rampant as roads remain unrepaired & water to certain areas not yet restored. There is so much strife, war & hatred everywhere in this apocalyptic world. But, as the great Satchmo declared, it still is a wonderful world. The family has received the most awesome gifts & the love & unwavering support are awe-inspiring & so deeply appreciated. Eat lots, get fat – you will be harder to kidnap. May you always be richly blessed, may you always have, love, laughter & good music in your life.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Pumpkin, Savvy, Rusty, 1 Abigail, 2 Carla, 3 Chickpea,
4 Coco, 5 CaramelloBear, 6 Duke, 7 Doogle, 8 Dante, 9 Eggsy, 10Enola Holmes, 11 Flea,
12 Juju, 13 Jasmine, 14 Jezebel, 15 Lightning, 16 Moana, 17 Maui, 18 Minnie Mouse, 19 Nunu, 20 Odin, 21 Pickles, 22 Phumba, 23 Quinny, 24 Shooga, 25 Smokey, 26 Tatty,
27 Tommy Lee Jones & 28 Vanilla.
& Les, Marilyn XXX & Stacey